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[14 Mar 2006|08:38pm]
[ mood | dilligent ]

what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

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One solution; Revolution! [07 Jul 2005|04:45pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

make bullshit history; fuck the G8
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Vegan Jerks [20 Apr 2005|08:40pm]

Easygoing Herbivore
65% vegan jerk
You're a vegan or vegetarian (or at least you're close, in your diet or ideals), and you stick with your beliefs, but you aren't a pain in the ass about them. You probably avoid getting into arguments with the people who got the "Militant Meatface" result on this test, but you also get annoyed with the hardcore vegans who make you look bad. Your friends are on both sides of the fence, and that's okay. Good job.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 90% on vegginess
Link: The Vegan Jerk Test written by batbucket on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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Speccy four-eyes [14 Apr 2005|02:34pm]
[ mood | overworked ]

I want these..........dammit!!

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[05 Apr 2005|08:34pm]

My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

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[31 Mar 2005|03:25pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

Only 60% of people in internet chat rooms actually laugh out loud when they type LOL. Significantly fewer roll on the floor laughing, approximately 12%, though its hard to measure as they generally fall out of view of the web cams used to gather the information.
But, by far the most disturbing trend is the 5% to 6% of the Internet Chat Room Populace that have begun to laugh their asses off. ER rooms in America & A&E in Britain have reported a 4 fold increase in the amount of Internet Related Ass Prosthesis (IRAP). The problem is compounded by huge numbers of people falsely claiming to LMAO & causing a misdirection of essential ass saving resouces. So the next time you read a pithy comment on an internet chat room/bulletin board - THINK before you TYPE.

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Turning Japanese [30 Mar 2005|06:50pm]
[ mood | happy ]

I can't wait to go to Japan. I'm currently exploring my accomodation options. I was thinking that I'll probably stay at a gaijin house so I can meet other people. Plus, with an intro like this how can I resist?:......

"Our house is for cultural exchange, learning other languages, understanding other ways of thinking, learning other custom each other from many countries through their daily life in our house.

We have some events like BBQ party, Skiing party, Beach party, Hiking party, Cultural exchange party, Tea ceremony party, and so on.

We believe this experience will help make the better future for the world.

We hope someday there comes the time when we have no war !"

I love it!
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God Schmod, I want my monkey man... [29 Mar 2005|07:04pm]
[ mood | curious ]

You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.




















Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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I'm a Zombie Expert. It's now official. [15 Mar 2005|12:21pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 70%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 81% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid
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Ow. my medulla hurts... [20 Jan 2005|07:52pm]

You're "Isobel"! You appreciate the
beauty of nature, and you are calm and logical.
Good for you!

Which Bjork Song Are You (complete)?
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[09 Dec 2004|07:27pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Your anime hair color is green.

What is your anime hair color?
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The point? [05 Oct 2004|01:57pm]

I've only made 2 entries in the last 2 months. That is poor.
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Bean beetles [05 Oct 2004|01:42pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I am waiting around in the uni computer labs. Waiting for a lecture to end so I can meet up with my project group and we can go count the eggs that have been layed by bean beetles on aduki and mung beans. Yes, as you can imagine, it's enthralling stuff.

I want to get home and plays with my brand spanking shiny new White's tree frogs! Yay! I have not once, not twice but thrice of these little guys waiting at home for me. Purty little things.
I have called them Peabody, Bubba and Jambo.

Now I will do something to fill the time as there is nothing else to do but wait:

Bold the things that are TRUE.
Unbold the things that are FALSE.

01. I have never kissed someone of the same sex.
02. I see/have seen a therapist.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness.
05. I love my gauged earrings.
06. I wear black eyeliner every day
07. I am extremely influenced by kindness.
08. I love to write.
09. I can't live without lipgloss.
10. I’m probably emotionally scarred.
11. I lived in Tahoe.
12. I spend money I have.
13. I'll be in college for over 4 years.
14. I love designer handbags.
15. I’ve had a concussion before.
16. I’m not good with confrontation.
17. I loved the Backstreet Boys.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I'm addicted to Degrassi
20. I’m spiritual but not religious.
21. My first kiss was unexpected.
22. I start school on Jan 4th or 5th.
23. I love taking pictures.
24. I hate girls who are fake.
25. I can be mean when I want to.
26. When I allow myself to get close to people, I get very attached.

27. I am bisexual.
28. I have way too many pairs of shoes.
29. I've seen She’s All That at least 50 times.
30. I dress how I feel that day.
31. I love Charmed
32. Sometimes I cry for almost no reason.
33. I hate when people are ridiculously late.
34. I procrastinate.
35. Winter is my favorite season.
36. I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
37. I love to sleep.

38. I wish I were smarter.
39. I think being gay is wrong.
40. I have a lot of drama.
41. No one really knows me.
42. I love my hair.
43. I sometimes fight with my parents.
44. I am passionate about my interests.
45. I have had the chicken pox.
46. I’m a hopeless romantic.
47. I feel empty sometimes.
48. I am/was most likely clinically depressed at a point in my life.

49. I am addicted to coffee.
50. I am outgoing.
51. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
52. I can Be Very Insecure.
53. I don't notice it, but I'm told I'm very softspoken.
54. I hate ignorant people.
55. I love my laptop.
56. I love people that play the guitar.
57. I state the obvious.

58. I'm a happy person.
59. I’m extremely mellow.
61. I hate cleaning my room.
62. I tend to get jealous.
63. I like to play video games.

64. I love John Mayer.
65. I get more upset when I see an animal hurt than a person.
66. I'm a vegetarian/vegan/don't eat beef.
67. I don't like to study for tests.

68. I am too forgiving.
70. I have a good sense of direction
71. I love school.
72. I’ve played a musical instrument for more than 5 years.
73. I tend to feel inadequate.
74. I love kisses on the forehead.(I love kisses in general)
75. I love the colour blue.
76. I don't sew.
77. I am not addicted to drugs.

78. I wear contacts.
80. I become stressed easily.
81. I don't take criticism well.

83. Chris Carrabba is one of the sexiest men alive.
84. So is Conor from Bright Eyes.
85. I love my family.
86. I don't mind getting shots.
87. I am a perfectionist when it comes to certain things.
88. I always wanted to learn to play the drums.
89. I can be too hard on myself.
91. I don’t like my nose.

92. I am very religious.
93. I still act like a little kid.
94. I am ridiculously indecisive.

95. I believe in a higher power or some form of an afterlife.
96. I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!!
97. I’m in love.
98. I have problems letting go of people.
99. I tend to think with my heart more than my head.
100. I don’t really like ice cream.

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[02 Sep 2004|08:13pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

I want to change my name to Eben. I will do this when I have dyed my hair, got tattooed, got pierced, got the glasses I want, ceased to be a depressive bulimic and stopped chasing after an impossible ideal.

Aaah sweet Eben. She's so nice and beautiful and funny and happy and sweet......

Wait a second, I'm doing it again. Fuck.

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[12 Jul 2004|07:45pm]
[ mood | faster, more productive ]

Aah, moodswings. What fun they are.

I think the contraceptive pill I was taking made me get these terrible moodswings but since I changed to a new one I still have them. It's really bad, I feel like my personality has changed irredeemably.

Aaaah, feel the rage. Reminds me of the 'Larium rage' that was suffered by many of my pill-popping traveling buddies when we went to Egypt and Ethiopia. The anti-malaria drug Larium has a list of side-effects about as long as an orangutans arm, all of which were suffered by my poor friend Rebecca and most of which were suffered by the rest of my friends. I wasn't taking Larium so unfortunately this gave me no alibi as to my bad moods but merely showed me up as the bitch I truly am.

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[10 Jul 2004|02:36pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

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Working 1 til 9, what a way to make a living [08 Jul 2004|08:04pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I'm writing this from work. Oh yes, that's right. I am sitting in front of a computer screen at a desk, with a fan and post-it notes and a phone. Tis crazyness, I do declare. But, yeah, I got a job. I'm working for Retail Management Consultants in Stirling. It's pretty sweet actually, everyone is really friendly and the boss is possibly the nicest woman ever.

I tossed around the idea of cutting off my dreads with my friends. Reaction: not good. They were all like, "oh right. Really? But then I won't be able to say 'You know Squirrel: the girl with the dreads. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.'" Apparently, my dreads define who I am. Which is a slightly depressing prospect.

Oh well, I'm back off home in an hour. It's great being in the office late when their's only 2 other people on (and both those people are ace). Hopefully Alli will have cleaned up the flat while I've been out. And maybe prepared me a gourmet meal. And lit scented candles. And bought me a box of chocolates. And is prepared to give me an hour long massage. Aaaaaah....
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[01 Jul 2004|02:32pm]

I want to be beautiful.

I want to be healthy.

I want to be interesting.

I want to be unique.

I want to be pierced and tattoed in all the right places.

I want to be loved.

I want to be thought of as special by at least one person.

I want to be useful.

I want to be good at something.

I want to be hilarious at the appropriate times.

I want to be a good person.

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Time wasting, Tibet and Atkins (again) [01 Jul 2004|01:29pm]

Apparently research into the Atkins (or any high-protein diet) has shown that they can reduce fertility. I'm a great crusader against the Atkins and all those other make-you-stink diets but I was quite happy with these findings. It's like natures inbuilt control system - stupid people will not procreate.

I really should really write in here more because now I find myself in a position where there are large gaps and I can't be bothered to fill them.

My friend has offered me a job, only temporarily but it'll be good to have the money and the reference from it. Alex got the job in the Body Shop as I knew she would. I've decided I'm not going to make any more friends who are attractive because they always get the jobs you want.

Note to self: Must buy corset. Oh yes.

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Today, I will mostly be feeling... [11 May 2004|12:33pm]


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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